Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
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How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
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Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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