Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
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If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
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He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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