At least make sure they are 18
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making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
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the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
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Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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