sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
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i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
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I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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