We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
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what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
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the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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