her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
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It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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