the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
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Pass out mid-funnel last night.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
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You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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