Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
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It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
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Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
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