oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
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I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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