i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
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Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
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I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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