I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
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Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Blow job season was short but glorious.
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I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
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