rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
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I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
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Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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