The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
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hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
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i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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