Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this is an emotional support booty call
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Randomize