Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
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We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
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This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
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