I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
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Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
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I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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