can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
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may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
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Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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