I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
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