they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
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You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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