i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
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i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
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You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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