Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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