In the future we'll all be gay
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
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There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
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I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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