She went from zero to smokin in five shots
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
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you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
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I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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