Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
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I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
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Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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