Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
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i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
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I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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