At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
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I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
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seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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