Don't make out with my wife yet
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize