do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
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One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
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I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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