If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
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don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
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And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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