so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is classic penis vs brain.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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