Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
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She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
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I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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