Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
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Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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