I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
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He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
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I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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