sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
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I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
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fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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