I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
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her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
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You dont lie about slip and slides
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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