Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
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Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
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I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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