So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
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our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
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So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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