I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
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some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
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Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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