hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
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How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
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i've created a new STD.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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