I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
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I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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