good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
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Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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