they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
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Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
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Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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