can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
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im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
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I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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