Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
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The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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