I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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