THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
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Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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