I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
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Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
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Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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