Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
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Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
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Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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