just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
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why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
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When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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