It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
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Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
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Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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